First Post of the New year
Welcome to the first post of the new year. So here it is.
My first New Years resolution is to keep up with this blog. *Sips tea*
Hah! Like I'll be able to keep up with that promise. Fuck New Years Resolutions. New Years resolutions are nothing but empty promises in a sad attempt to better yourself. So instead of a new years resolution, how about people make signed, notarized, contracts to themselves and sue themselves when breaching said contract. That'll do one of two things.
1: Stop people from obsessing over what they cannot change, and accept who they are.
2: Actually change what they don't like.
3: Go to jail for being stupid.
Ok...maybe three things.
Happy New Year my non-existent readers.
Much love to you! *Chugs tea*
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